Lazy...

This isn't slipping...it's more like sunbathing...  Let's get it together stick people... Fallin' down on the job... Wait that's exactly what you're not doing.

A "Thou shalt not" feast

Went to a park in Birmingham and found a sign with a wealth of stick men hard at work.  Some of them were expected and make perfect sense, like:

No fishing...

No sleeping on a cot 

And Don't pick the flowers.  I get these... no problem, but then they start to get. Confusing....

Ok, no throwing trash, here represented by squares, on the ground...

...but then... no feeding trash to the pigeons?  And why not?  Pigeons are nasty.

Then there was this one, ok no barbecuing...

wait, THIS one is no barbecuing, so what's the other one, no rotisserie? no hibachi?

And then some classics like this one, no debonaire greetings,

And you gotta have the crucial "no steaming dog poop", I am guessing that cold dog poop is fine.  You can't fool me with this one, I know stick heat when I see it from this warning label.