If you're not dressed up...

 ... then this restroom is NOT for you.  You have to be the correct gender AND be looking rather sharp to enter here.

Thanks for the effort stick men and women, you are keeping the standards high.

Some stick men get jobs where they only have to...

...wobble on a floor that's a bit slippery, but other stickmen... have more serious tasks... in their self-sacrificial pursuit to keep you safe.  Their motto:  We do stupid things, so you don't have to.  Stickmen, we salute you. 

Taken at Red River Gorge in Kentucky where this sign is sorely need as there are many deadly cliff edges.

Soda Drinking Men's Room

 Well it's pretty clear why these hombres need the restroom, I'm just wondering if there's another restroom for people who aren't going bottoms up on a 64 oz soda?... Maybe those other guys don't need a restroom?... or don't need it as much as these guys?

With one hand on his hip...

...this stick man is sacrificing his hand... so that you don't have to.

With one hand on his hip...

...this stick man is sacrificing his hand... so that you don't have to.

Don't Nail your Friend...with a finish nailer

Some signs are just not needed, like "elephants have right of way!"   Here... is yet another example of that type of sign.

K.L. Thank you for the contribution!

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Caution Triangular Hall

Beware Electric Slide Zone