There will be no...

...drinking beverages with utensils.  

Installing lights and smoke detectors without

​a ladder could cause injury even if our stickman has been training for ballet... look those calves!  And have you ever seen a stickman with lats?!

One possible interpretation here is that...

only women... and wheelchair-bound fairies are allowed in here... I wonder what the fairy facilities are like?  I am guessing small.

Monopod restroom

You've always wondered where monopods went to the bathroom... now you know. 

Drawing and quartering instructions

for the less mobile.

If you're not dressed up...

 ... then this restroom is NOT for you.  You have to be the correct gender AND be looking rather sharp to enter here.

Thanks for the effort stick men and women, you are keeping the standards high.

Some stick men get jobs where they only have to...

...wobble on a floor that's a bit slippery, but other stickmen... have more serious tasks... in their self-sacrificial pursuit to keep you safe.  Their motto:  We do stupid things, so you don't have to.  Stickmen, we salute you. 

Taken at Red River Gorge in Kentucky where this sign is sorely need as there are many deadly cliff edges.