Orange stickmen unite

It's a little known fact that this warning poster is the cause of much consternation in the stickman community.    

While the more brightly colored orange stickmen got nearly as many jobs as the majority regularly colored black stickmen, they were invariably cast as the "fallen ones."  This kind of stigma is common and possibly due to their redish cousins being type-casted for the ever popular  piso mojados.  Regardless, they are still professionals, note the perfect synchronization. 

The stickman that started it all

This is the warning label that launched a thousand... well actually... the warning label that launched only one rather lame blog.  Not only is this label hilariously clear in it's meaning.  I am definitely feeling a stay away vibe.  But observe the tell-no-tale stoicism of our stickman hero.  Clearly a professional, used to getting mangled in extra special nasty ways.  One last note, it's interesting to me that although the sign says "keep hands clear" his hands were largely unaffected as they ran through the geared-gauntlet.  I guess "keep elbows clear" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Snap crackle pop effective

It doesn't need words, or explanation.  Some stickmen know their business.  

Mini warning

If you're gonna keep all of the DC metro traffic safe you might as well throw down with some miniskirt action.