WALL-E works for border control

It is not clear what this agent thinks about this plant but it IS clear he's interested.

British slipage

The British are never flustered even when falling  on a slippery floor.  To me this looks more like a warning sign to look out for clothing models.  Posh to be sure.

I don't work for Otis but...

This isn't going to go well

Lollipop official ahead

Watch out for this guy.

No popcorn?!

People that deny popcorn should be arrested.  Who denies popcorn?!

You don't have to tell me twice...

I know a "do not enter" icon when i see it.   Clearly you don't wanna go in there.

Chuckie cheese knows it's customers

A friend sent this one in.  I was surprised because last time I checked that place had weight restrictions for most of their rides.  ;)

Whatever that is.. Forget it

So, if you were planning to attatch your whatever to something or other, you can't.

Thailand cuidado

Man this guy is rockin it.  He's layin it out!

Swimsuits in lobby denied

Saw this one in Thailand, only language on the sign was Russian, everyone else is allowed.

Cause of injury...

Would be difficult to determine 

And...

There you go... Welcome to India warning label blog... Oh and don't spit

Is it really necessary...

To have this sign?  Are there really people out there who are thinking, "that pacaderm should yield to me!" 

It's likely that...

There are not too many situations where this sign is necessary... But definitely feels punitive 

Gate opening, nailed it

Slippage of Legend

Classic piso mojado.  Clear message, this guy's rockin it.

Sad children beware

But happy 0-3 yr olds?... No problem.

Caution...

...Electric slide a'foot

What the...

I don't know what this guy is doing but clearly he is undeniably awesome.

The flames

It's like the flames are reaching out to get him.  And look, the first stickman with a gluteus Maximus.