Rotunda non grata

Partly, I am exploring the reasons why I find these warnings so funny.  This one carries no small challenge to my endeavor.  Clearly they don't want heavy people on this bouncy castle, but, that's not what the warning communicates.  It actually suggests that round body types are forbidden.  How would this play out as a spoken policy?  "I'm sorry sir, you're just too round..."   Partly this is it, the multidinious ways these pictures could be misconstrued.  So this post goes out to all you round people out there, though not welcome on this ride, you will always be welcome on my bouncy castles.